Wednesday, August 14, 2013

B12

Ok, so a star feels punk.  Too much to drink maybe. A few too many drugs.  Too many cigaretttes.

So this star looks at the vial of injectible B-12 in his cabinet and thinks --  a shot of that will make me feel better.  Last time it worked like a champ.  

The star rummages around in his trailer.

New disposable needle & syringe.  Check.

Withdraw correct amount into syringe.  Check.

Aim syringe at buttock cheek.  Small needles do not hurt much when used.

But if you hit something in your butt. Say a bone. Or a nerve. 

Suddenly your butt is sore and the entire crew is sitting waiting. 10 hours and counting to shoot 5 1/2 pages, a snail's pace compared to the 17 shot yesterday in the same amount of time. By actors who go to a doctor if they want a B-12 shot.

Glamorous place, Hollywood.


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